February 2012
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Meryl Streep and her husband are so cute and classy. She can do no wrong.
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LOL POOPIN XOXO
Hearing Kristen Wiig utter the phrase “You’re a little CUNT.” Makes me imagine myself saying it to people I loathe and is cathartic. It’s like I curse people out vicariously through her.
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I put this on Facebook because I hate all of the...
You know what? Screw all of that “friend zoned” bullcrap. Honestly, if a girl doesn’t like you, she doesn’t like you. Get over it. With all the complaining on Facebook that I’m so sick of hearing, I can’t help but wonder how many girls that you didn’t think were worthy of your affection you “friend-zoned” or rejected. (And this works for girls,...
Whenever I get nervous (not too nervous, though) or a bit uncomfortable I have a weird nervous laugh that sounds like a wheezing dog. It’s more like a continuous, guttural hum than an actual laugh. I sound like a malfunctioning car. This is what happens when I look up Barrett’s on Web M.D. Fuck. I didn’t know this is technically a “pre-cancerous” state. Even if the...
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love this gurrrll
With adjusting, I got the price down to about $1,100. Still pretty expensive…and never going to happen.
$321 for a plane ticket
$629 for a stay at Disney World and tickets.
~$300 for spending and food and for emergencies and the like.
=$1,250. And that’s without transportation.
Why is happiness so expensive?
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This is my new "about me" on Facebook.
(rap this in your head) My name is Caitlin Don’t be hatin’ Don’t give me meat or wheat ‘cause I’m not playin’ I’ll puke that stuff all over your front deck then I’ll sit on my couch and watch Parks and Rec. Liz Lemon and Leslie Knope are super cool and super dope. I love my politics and Harry Potter And you won’t see me on any police blotter,...
i’ll watch the superbowl when squidward’s band plays at half-time
