December 2011
157 posts
I didn't know Kristen Stewart was in Spongebob...
lolsofunny:
Yesterday was so fun. Very much so. I missed my best friend though. I got home at 2:30 and at like 4-5 I woke up again because I was hot and thirsty but didn’t want to get out of bed. I finally fell back asleep like an hour later. At 8 o’clock my dad came into my room to collect towels or something and woke me up and I was like “GET. OUT.” then fell back asleep until...
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Watchpwncakesauce:
what am i watching?
AHAHHA what the fack?
Stories about people who forgo treatments that would cure their otherwise fatal disease in order to preserve their fetus make me sick. I honestly don’t think it’s selfless at all. I think it’s completely idiotic. Especially this story about a teenager who had treatable cancer and did so. What a stupid choice.
The challenger to Paul Ryan in the next election, Rob Zerban, is doing an AMA session on Reddit. What a great man. If I lived in that Wisconsin district, he’d have my vote in a heartbeat. We need to rid Congress of Paul Ryan.
pantheranegra:
Hey Paula - Paul and Paula
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I have the song “Hey Paula” stuck in my head. 50’s-60’s love songs are too cute.
Thank you to my forefathers and foremothers who decided to settle in New York. I was browsing reddit looking at comments on South Carolina and other southern states…it makes me so thankful to live up north.
I really want plans for new year’s eve but I don’t want to be all obnoxious and ask people what they are doing to no avail.
In my last post I meant to say that I beat the pretentious prick. He has a 3.6. Eat it, jerk.
Holy shit. I have a 4.0 GPA. A 4.0. I have A’s in all of my classes. Every one. Pretentious prick It’s a Festivus miracle! Anyway, I defeated my boyfriend in feats of strength twice. I pinned him both times and then tickle tortured him. It was a good Festivus.
This kid always complains that even though he’s a nice guy, no one likes him. If you’re so nice, why are you calling someone that likes you creepy and smelly?
Snowman and turtle underwear, $125 bra, blowing up lotion on my face and the saleslady wiping it off, disney store and pea pods, trololo, snoopy, and tiger the build a bears, 3/$10 shirts at fye, the wtf store (99¢ city), dog portraits, Michael jackson magnets, rest stop bouncy balls. Today was so fun. What a great day.
Just thinking about how, after seeing my test results, my doctor said it was amazing I could even function and wasn’t already in the hospital with such low iron. Oh well. My blood pressure is also almost too low according to a chart. just 10 away from being dangerous. It’s funny that I tried so hard to eat whole grain food when that was what was bad for me. Trying to be healthy has...
It’s a good thing I’m not going back to oswego. I would’ve had nothing to eat. Also thank gawd for cocoa pebbles.
AND NO FUCKING PIZZA. OR ICE CREAM. OR CHOCOLATE
I don’t think life is worth living anymore.
I just found out I have celiacs disease. I can no longer have anything with gluten. No ice cream, no candy, no cereal, no bread, no wheat, no pasta, no soup, none of the food that I like. I might have to jump off of a bridge. I have to get an endoscopy too. I have to get put to sleep and have a pipe shoved down my throat. Fuck my life.
Girl on twitter did the BIGGEST backdoor brag that I’ve ever seen in my entire life. (Except for the great ones on 30 Rock.) :
“Putting songs on my dad’s iPod for him and he wants to put Ja Rule on it. #awkward considering my dad sees him every day.”
WELL GOOD FOR YOU.
And the one from the lovely 30 Rock:
“Jenna: Backdoor bragging is sneaking something...