March 2012
176 posts
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imagine all the kids at a deaf school who get to fart and get away with it
February 2012
142 posts
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
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Meryl Streep and her husband are so cute and classy. She can do no wrong.
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LOL POOPIN XOXO
Hearing Kristen Wiig utter the phrase “You’re a little CUNT.” Makes me imagine myself saying it to people I loathe and is cathartic. It’s like I curse people out vicariously through her.
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I put this on Facebook because I hate all of the...
You know what? Screw all of that “friend zoned” bullcrap. Honestly, if a girl doesn’t like you, she doesn’t like you. Get over it. With all the complaining on Facebook that I’m so sick of hearing, I can’t help but wonder how many girls that you didn’t think were worthy of your affection you “friend-zoned” or rejected. (And this works for girls,...
Whenever I get nervous (not too nervous, though) or a bit uncomfortable I have a weird nervous laugh that sounds like a wheezing dog. It’s more like a continuous, guttural hum than an actual laugh. I sound like a malfunctioning car. This is what happens when I look up Barrett’s on Web M.D. Fuck. I didn’t know this is technically a “pre-cancerous” state. Even if the...
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